Gyration Sensations by California Exotic Novelties

I was quite excited to receive my first item for review from California Exotic Novelties . Like a little kid, I tore open the box to see what was inside. Imagine my surprise to see the Gyration Sensations Gyrating Contour Teaser looking like some type of neon green alien creature. But who am I to complain? I figure I’ll let the product prove itself and boy am I glad I did. This odd looking toy packs some powerful vibrations. With ten different speed/pulsation/vibration options and four choices of contact points (smooth, ridged, cup, and teaser) there is sure to be just the right one for everyone.

My personal preference is a combo of speed, pulsation, and vibration using the cup or ridged surface. But, of course, I had to try them all to see what worked best. This powerful little package did the job in no time. Multiple times. The controls on the remote are easy to access and the only thing better would be a more ergonomic curved shape to better fit the hand. I have no complaints about this toy other than it is on the loud side (definitely not a discreet toy) and after a while the vibrations from holding the egg portion make your hand a bit numb. Probably not an issue unless you are going for a marathon orgasm session.

I can definitely see the possibilities for partner play with this toy since the cupped section would fit against a testicle nicely. The teaser nub would be the just right size for a perenium massage as well. The possibilities are only limited by the boundaries of your dirty little mind. Cal Exotics has outdone themselves with this strange little green sex toy.

On a scale of 1 to 5 crops, Mistress Muffin gives the Gyration Sensations …4 crops:

   

Review by NaughtyMuffin

Mistakes

I should have predicted this from the start. But I didn’t want to admit that once again I would ruin things for myself. I started to rekindle a relationship that had no hope of surviving since I continued to lie to myself and everyone else involved in my life.

You all know from my previous posts Conflicted and Confused and Still Conflicted that I was trying to get back together with my ex-husband. Well many lies and apologies and excuses and tears later he has said that it won’t work out for us. He required that I make some hard choices without a chance to think about them. These requests were non-negotiable for him. I refused to make those choices without time to consider the potential results. So he cut contact with me. I’m sad about this but could have predicted it. I should have been more honest from the beginning. I hope he reconsiders sometime down the road, but if not – at least I know he still cares deeply. He will always hold a place in my heart.

There is one good thing that has happened recently though. I did get my own place. I rented a 2-bedroom townhouse close to my job. My 45-minute commute is now 5-minutes. I’m excitedly moving into my new place this week. This will be an adventure since I have never lived alone. Stay tuned…